So your teenager is in a relationship, and it’s as serious as it gets at age sixteen. Recently, you’ve noticed that your young person is angry at everyone (including the cat). They’ve changed their lock screen photo – it used to be Dave. Dave has been axed from her screen forever. In place of Dave’s baby face is a quote, which reads, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.”
Your parent antennas go up. You put the cat thing, the quote thing, and the fact that it’s been almost two months since the relationship started together. The only logical conclusion to come to is that the relationship has ended. Stupid Dave.